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Wed, Apr. 14th, 2010, 04:01 pm
Bad Translator...

"I would enjoy sex with you."

AFRIKAANS : Ek sou geniet seks met jou.
Back to ENGLISH : I would enjoy sex with you.
ALBANIAN : Unë do të gëzojnë seks me ju.
Back to ENGLISH : I would enjoy sex with you.
ARABIC : وأود أن التمتع بالجنس معك.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to enjoy sex with you.
BELARUSIAN : Я хацеў бы атрымліваць задавальненне ад сэксу з вамі.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to enjoy sex with you.
BULGARIAN : Бих искал да се ползват секс с теб.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to enjoy sex with you.
CATALAN : Vull gaudir del sexe amb vostè.
Back to ENGLISH : I enjoy sex with you.
CHINESE : 我喜欢和你发生性关系。
Back to ENGLISH : I like to have sex with you.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我想和你发生性关系。
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex with you.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我想和你發生性關係。
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex with you.
CROATIAN : Želio bi to imati seks s tobom.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex with you.
CZECH : Chtěl bych mít sex s vámi.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex with you.
DANISH : Jeg vil gerne have sex med dig.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex with you.
DUTCH : Ik wil seks met je.
Back to ENGLISH : I want sex with you.
ENGLISH : I want sex with you.
Back to ENGLISH : I want sex with you.
ESTONIAN : Ma tahan seksi teiega.
Back to ENGLISH : I want sex with you.
FILIPINO : gusto ko sex sa iyo.
Back to ENGLISH : I want sex with you.
FINNISH : Haluan seksiä kanssasi.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex with you.
FRENCH : Je voudrais avoir des relations sexuelles avec vous.
Back to ENGLISH : I would like to have sex with you.
GALICIAN : Me gustaría ter sexo contigo.
Back to ENGLISH : I'd like to have sex with you.
GERMAN : Ich möchte Sex mit dir haben.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex with you.
GREEK : Θέλω να κάνω σεξ μαζί σας.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to have sex with you.
HEBREW : אני רוצה לשכב איתך.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
HINDI : मैं तुम्हारे साथ सोना चाहता हूँ.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
HUNGARIAN : Akarok aludni veled.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
ICELANDIC : Mig langar að sofa hjá þér.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
INDONESIAN : Aku ingin tidur dengan Anda.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
IRISH : Ba mhaith liom a chodladh leat.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
ITALIAN : Voglio dormire con te.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
JAPANESE : 私はあなたとスリープ状態にします。
Back to ENGLISH : I want to sleep with you.
KOREAN : 난 당신과 자고 싶어.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to fuck you.
LATVIAN : Es gribu fuck jums.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to fuck you.
LITHUANIAN : I wanna fuck you.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to fuck you.
MACEDONIAN : Сакам да те ебам.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to fuck you up.
MALAY : Aku ingin bercinta anda up.
Back to ENGLISH : I want to love you up.
MALTESE : Irrid love you up.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you up.
NORWEGIAN : Jeg elsker deg.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
PERSIAN : من شما را دوست دارم.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
POLISH : Kocham cię.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
PORTUGUESE : Eu te amo.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
ROMANIAN : Te iubesc.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
RUSSIAN : Я люблю тебя.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
SERBIAN : Волим те.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
SLOVAK : Milujem ťa.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
SLOVENIAN : Ljubim te.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
SPANISH : Te amo.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
SWAHILI : I love you.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
SWEDISH : Jag älskar dig.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
TAGALOG : Mahal kita.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
THAI : ผมรักคุณ
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
TURKISH : Seni seviyorum.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
UKRAINIAN : Я люблю тебе.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
VIETNAMESE : Tôi yêu bạn.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
WELSH : Rwy'n dy garu di.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
YIDDISH : איך ליבע איר.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.

Tue, Feb. 9th, 2010, 04:27 pm
Look who's alive!

Hello World!


More to come!

Wed, Jul. 23rd, 2008, 08:44 pm

One of Estelle Getty's finer performances on The Golden Girls. Rest in Peace.



Wed, Jul. 2nd, 2008, 09:20 am

Last updated 29 weeks ago! Oops!

What's up y'all?

Sat, Aug. 25th, 2007, 04:54 am
bebidas deliciosas

What a random evening. My original plan was to attend my rehearsal, then meet up with this guy Daniel for drinks. But he was running crazy late, and kind of driving me crazy, but I really made the most of it. After rehearsal, I went for margaritas with some girls from the show....we had a nice time drinking, gossiping and eating cheese fries. Not knowing where I was supposed to meet Daniel, I just headed into Union Square. Almost ready to go home, I ran into my friend Kyohey from HB Studios - he was meeting a friend for drinks at some Japanese place. He invited me along, so I had some great Japanese beer, Edamame, some tofu dish with radish/soysauce dressing thingamabob, it was nice. FINALLY at fucking 2am Daniel shows up.

We cab it down to this club in Koreatown where his friend is a manager. The po-po are inspecting so we wait outside for-eva. Finally, around 3, we get in, and we're trying to get the message across that we're VIP. It takes some time, but before we know it, the owner of the club is literally apologizing to us and schmoozing us up. We end up at a private table with a FREE BOTTLE OF PATRON, free food, soda, etc. Fuckin amazing. We just keep doin shots till we're wasted. Daniel had work at fuckin 6am so we only could stay for like an hour, but it was nice. He's really cute - but was officially straight until relatively recently when he declared himself bi, so I was forward but not too too forward. We probably would've been in makeout city, but he got a call from some guy who is being a biatch to him and got Dan all angry. We had a simple kiss on the lips. Then I got a text from him that he "owes [me] a kiss". He called to confirm that I got this txt. I was like, "yes you do!". So looks like Monday night I will get what is coming to me.

Even though I didn't get action tonight, it was random and fun, I have a 1/2 full bottle of Patron Silver, and ummm yeh, good times!!

Wed, Dec. 13th, 2006, 09:52 pm
Party time!

Hey LIvejournalies,

For those of you who are in NY who are not on my Myspace:

I'll be having a birthday celebration (the frighteningly big 2-7) on Friday, December 29th @ 9pm. The spot is XR Bar on 128 W. Houston St. Come have a couple of beers with me! :)

If you can make it, either email me or leave a comment here!

Love,

Me

Fri, Oct. 27th, 2006, 01:13 am

It's 1:13a.m. and I'd like nothing more than a big ol' salad to chow down on.

Or short of that, a grilled cheese and fries.

Mon, Sep. 25th, 2006, 12:23 pm
Clinton kicks the crap out of Chris Wallace & Fox News!

All I can say is hells yeh! Whip that candy ass!


Sun, Sep. 10th, 2006, 08:26 pm

Anyone else watching this crap on ABC?

Tue, Aug. 15th, 2006, 10:48 am
Being emo is still...sorta cool, right?

Damn I could use a Chai latte about now.

What is your emo band name? by spiralinghalo
Your band name is:These Eyes Are Fish
You sound like:The Get Up Kids
You will be signed to:Vagrant Records
Your emo lyrics are:"I dream of you as I slip this pill in my mouth"
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